My name is not latte!

wallofdis:

vanitysgrace:

goldensweetcheeks:

snellyboi:

localstarboy:

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

This track is hard

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love

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slytherclawmichael:

miss-brazil:

kimineechan:

guibass:

pyrotechnician:

orenjikitty:

buttons15:

unstoppable-mogar:

latinextra:

lancitos:

latinextra:

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

excuse me.

I’ll have you know we have more than enough food to offend everybody

the strogomaki

the chocroissant

the chicken cupcake

and the chicken churros

the caramel and chocolate sfihas

the chocosushi

fuck you

buttons, I love you and your countrymen

but what the fuck

BUTTONS WHAT THE FUCK 

@kimineechan what thd fuck is this

The chocolate pizza is how we end the all you Can eat. It’s a classic. I don’t like but sweet pizza is pretty popular.

New trend is the Batatosa pizza.. Or French fries pizza

go big or go home 

AND, BECAUSE IT’S WORLD CUP TIME:

COXINHA, a very popular snack, molded like one of our most popular football players

AND LIKE OUR MASCOT!! 

@latinextra I’m so sorry

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warmbubbly:

sushinfood:

blackness-by-your-side:

LMAO

i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

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katy-l-wood:

notsopale:

gif87a-com:

Found a well in italy with a nice echo. Missing this trip already. [x]

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

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itcomesbetweenus:

yotoob:

imagine-otp:

duskenpath:

fanaticalqueergeek:

yotoob:

yotoob:

yotoob:

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

Imagine your otps

Just so everyone knows -

Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)

We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.

We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.

I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.

I feel like this might be how the cycle started in the first place

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one-piece-of-harry:

pr1nceshawn:

Clever Illustrations by Nacho Diaz

This was all very cute except the fucking ice melting on earth in the hour glass it’s completely chilling and we’re all going to die

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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

thisoneshade:

catsbeaversandducks:

More Dog Snapchats On Bored Panda

We don’t deserve dogs.

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

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magnusisms:

aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

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francinehibiscus:

defilerwyrm:

unicornempire:

iguanamouth:

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

Have I reblogged this before? Too bad, look at it again!

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omniamalgam:

markhamillz:

awesome-picz:

Redditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.

Your_Post_As_A_Movie

@asilversnake

ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.

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